-(an) artificially flavored banana sinkhole-
Meet the DropZone'97!
Utilizing the properties of gravity and a
new motion sickness engine, the DropZone'97 combines gastric and
emotional distress into one sugary package. Delivering over 40 pieces of
sucrose per minute, the DropZone'97 will leave your quarter-shooters high
and dry, searching for a drink to unclog their sugary palate (hey, why not
install a drink machine next store and really score on the double-play?)
Furthermore, the DropZone'97 has a capacity of 35,000 pieces, with the
option of installing an auxilary payload of up to 100,000
munitions. Strike another blow for candy and capitalism!
the cremesicle sinkhole |
sour lime |
anonymous berry |
-the blowhole of true evil-