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Meet the Robovend 3000.

The Robovend 3000 can hold approximately 300 thousand candy items hostage through benefit of its rough exterior, intimidating claws, and etc. Your candy sales will go up and thefts will go down as the sophisticated Robovend 3000 comes equipped with a vocal simulation pack and high-tech stunning device that is sure to give him a rash. Strike another blow for candy and capitalism!







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