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Meet the Egg-Globe.

The egg-globe can stylishly and effectively hold between 375 and 400 thousand small candy objects for easy moneyed access. But don't let its artistic, pleasing exterior fool you--the Egg-Globe is no "Humpty-Dumpty" repeat, and will not, we repeat will not fall off the wall at thievery's beckoned call. The patented egg-shaped shield is crafted of a finely tempered plexi-glass cousin, reinforced with a dash of diamond dust! You could drop this feller out your third story window and no candy would go anywhere! Strike another blow for candy and capitalism!


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