Meet the Egg-Globe.
The egg-globe can stylishly and effectively hold between 375 and 400
thousand small candy objects for easy moneyed access. But don't let its
artistic, pleasing exterior fool you--the
Egg-Globe is no "Humpty-Dumpty" repeat, and will not, we repeat will
not fall off the wall at thievery's beckoned call. The patented
egg-shaped shield is crafted of a finely tempered plexi-glass cousin,
reinforced with a dash of diamond dust! You could drop this feller out
your third story window and no candy would go anywhere! Strike another
blow for candy and capitalism!
the cremesicle sinkhole |
anonymous berry |
artificial banana |
-the blowhole of true evil-